Twisted Twisty Tongues

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town. Say it two times?

He threw three free throws. Say it three times?

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot. I may be off my dot but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot?

What noise annoys an oyster. The noise that annoys an oyster is a noise that knows no oyster. Say it two times?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy was not very fuzzy was he?

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread. Spread it thick say it quick. Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread. Spread it thicker say it quicker?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood. He would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Really Leery rarely Larry. Say it three times?

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards. Say it two times?

A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped. Say it two times?

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

Black background brown background. Brown background black background. Background background black black brown brown?

Green glass globes glow greenly. Say it two times?

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly I would have a cow pie in my eye?

I thought a thought but the thought I thought was not the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought I would not have thought so much?

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can. Say it two times?

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she shines she sits and where she sits she shines. Say it two times?

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where is the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Sheena leads Sheila needs. Say it three times?

The thirty three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. Say it two times?